The player haters ball gives us an opportunity to hate on a diverse range of markass marks, trickass marks, punk bitches, and skip skaps, skanks, and scallywags…hoes, heffers, he ha’s, and hulyhoops.
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I recently found out that mad observant Jews don’t eat shellfish and… WOW. That is SUCH A BUMMER for Jews. I thought the “no pork” thing was harsh, but no crustaceans & fronds? I can’t imagine. Like, God bless them. I really respect that kind of dedication.
I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.”
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Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture) (normanosborn: coenbrosbeforehos)
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use duff vaporized weed to make hot chocolate »
i’ve never heard of ‘vaporiser poo’ before but i like it and think i’ll use it from now on even though it sounds a little gross
anyway i just tried this recipe and am mega high so recommending it
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Workaholics marathon just because…
Kyle was a close-huggy type. You just got used to it.
He’s turning into an old man. I love old men.
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They lost touch over the years - but no one forgot that Poinsettia Day.
